A bunch of old timers are playing poker at the retirement home club house. Goldberg loses $500 on a single hand, clutches his chest and drops dead. In honor of his passing, the remaining players continue the game standing up.
Bernstein is delegated to give Mrs. Goldberg the bad news. He knocks on her condo door and tells her that her husband lost $500 at cards. "That nogoodnik! He should drop dead!" shouts Mrs. Goldberg. "I'll give him your message," says Bernstein.
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