proper procedure

Pulled over by the Alabama State Police the driver lowered his window and smiled while saying “Howdy, friend!” The Trooper pulled his club and smacked the driver right in the mouth! “When an Alabama State Trooper pulls you over boy, you have your window down, both hands on the wheel and your drivers license in one mitt and your registration papers in the other!” “MMMppphhh, mmrrr!” replied the driver blood rushing through his hands covering his bleeding mouth. The Trooper walked around to the passenger side and tapped on the window with his club. The passenger lowered his window only to receive a bat to the face just as the driver had. “What was THAT for?” He managed to ask before the blood gushed. The Trouper replied, “Why I'm just granting your wish.” The passenger inquired, “MMMppphhh?” “Why sure, we both know that two miles down the road you're going to tell your good buddy; I wish he tried that shit on me!”