Older woman

I met an older woman at a club last night. She looked great for a 61 year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking that she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a bit, and had a bit of a snuggle, and then she asked if I'd ever had a Sportsman's Double. "What's that?" I asked. "It's a mother and daughter threesome," she said. I said, "No," - excitedly. We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was 'my lucky night' and we went to her place.

She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs: "Mom, you still awake?"