Farmers - Ranchers

Sitting on a rocker on his front porch a Maine farmer sees a Cadillac pull up and a driver in a cowboy hat lowers his window and asks for directions to Bangor. After the farmer gave them he asked about the farm. “What you raise here?” he asked, “What kind of livestock?” he continued. “How big is your spread?” The farmer replied cordially to each question and in the last case laid out his 150 acre farm.

“Ayup, from that last stand of pine you passed to the creek up ahead.” The Cadillac driver said, Why back home, I can get in my truck at dawn and drive until noon and still not reach the end of my ranch!” The farmer replied, “Ayup, had a truck like that myself once.”