- No--You're asleep, but others worry that you re dead.
Usually they're kicking me to stop snoring.- No--You can live without sex, but not without glasses.
Had cataracts and got laser surgery.
No--Your back goes out more than you do.
Strong Back (weak mind)
Y--You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
No--You buy a compass for the dash of your car.
That would be like asking for directions!
Y--You are proud of your lawn mower.
Y--Your best friend is dating someone half their age... And isn t breaking any laws.
No--Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
Before the laser surgery I had trouble in restaurants, the waiter kept picking the menu off the floor.
Y--You sing along with the elevator music.
Y--You would rather go to work than stay home sick.
Y--You constantly talk about the price of gasoline.
No--You enjoy hearing about other people s operations.
I wanna talk about mmeeeeee!
Y--You consider coffee one of the most important things in life.
Y--You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
Y--People call at 9 pm. And ask, Did I wake you?
No--You have a dream about prunes.
Nah, not yet- sex, and... well, just sex.
Y--You answer a question with Because I said so!
Y--You send money to PBS.
Y--The end of your tie doesn t come anywhere near the top of your pants.
Y--You take a metal detector to the beach.
No--You wear black socks with sandals.
White sox with sandlals and everything else.
Y--You know what the word equity means.
Y--You can t remember the last time you laid on the floor to watch television.
Y--Your ears are hairier than your head.
Y--You talk about good grass and you re referring to someone s lawn.
Y--You get into a heated argument about pension plans.
Y--You got cable for the weather channel.
Y--You can go bowling without drinking.
Y--You have a party and the neighbors don t even realize it
Tuesday, April 21, 2009
Old farts
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