There was this amish

guy taking an amish girl on a first date in an open buggy.
After a little while he says "man my hands are cold.
She says "here put them between my legs and warm them up"
So he does.

After a little while he says "man my nose is cold"
She says "here put it between my legs and warm it up"
So he does.

Eventually when they get to where they're going he says

"my penis is frozen hard"
So she lets him warm it up too.

The next day she ask s her mom "mom what is a penis?"
Her mom says "I don't know? Do you?
Daughter says "I don't know either but what ever it is,

It sure makes a mess when it thaws out!!"