drug store

A man walks into a drug store and says to the beautiful female pharmacist, "Umm... err, I've never purchased condoms before, and I don't know what size to buy."

"That's okay. You can test your size on the fence out in back."

So the man walks out back and he sees three holes. Just as he prepares to stick his penis in the first hole, the beautiful pharmacist sneaks over to the other side of the fence. The man sticks his penis through the first hole where it is gently caressed by the pharmacist. Then he pulls it it out and sticks it through the second hole where the pharmacist begins to suck his penis and give him a blow job. Then, finally, he pulls it out and sticks it in the third hole. The pharmacist takes her vagina, wraps it around his penis, and begins to hump it. She quickly pulls up her pants and scurries back inside where the man is beginning to stumble back in.

She starts to giggle and says, "Have you decided on the appropriate size?"

"Screw the condoms! Just give me 3 yards of that fence!"