A guy walks into a grocery store.

He finds the box of matches he was looking for and goes to the check-out counter. The lady, looking a bit uncomfortable, swipes the box of matches. "That will be $89.99 please." The man looks shocked and says: "What!! $89.99 for a box of matches!! You must be crazy!" The woman says: "If the cash register says $89.99, then you pay $89.99. "Well," the man says. "You know what you can do with that box of matches, don't you?" "Unfortunately not, sir, because there's already a $99 pineapple filling that!"