epitaph

Husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of
their 40th wedding anniversary.

The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a
headstone that reads, 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."

"Yeah" she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a
headstone that reads, "Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"