A mother takes her daughter aside on the eve of marrige and says, "Some day, and that day may never come, but if it does- your husband may ask you to turn around. Now it is a pre-disposition of Greeks toward anal sex, and your father and I have always enjoyed it, but I want you to know you can refuse! You don't have to turn around for him!"
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Sure enough, six months later her hubby asks her to turn over for him. She sternly rebukes him and says, "My Momma says I don't have to!" "But honey," he replies, "I thought you wanted children."
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