Bored housewife

A woman is having an affair and her lover is in bed with her when they hear (OMG) her husband pull into the driveway. “I'll stall him,” she says, “you hide in the closet until the coast is clear.” The lover grabs his clothes and hides. In the distance he hears the husband say he forgot his wallet and decided to come home for lunch.

Hopefully, he won't even come upstairs.

“It's dark in here!” The boyfriend almost jumps out of his skin! It's little Johnny, the wife's little boy. Obviously curious about what his mother did with her lover and curious about sex he had been hiding in the closet observing the pair. “Shush!” says the boyfriend. “What the hell are you doing in the closet?” “Well, I'd rather be outside playing ball but I lost mine.” The boyfriend rummages through his pockets and gives little Johnny a ten. “Ball's not much good without a glove.” If he would just shut up! The boyfriend forks another fifty over. “I used to have a nice bat.”


After a pleasant lunch with her husband and a quick search to find his billfold the bored housewife returns to the bedroom but the closet is empty. She does spy her son out in the yard though and goes right down to confront him, “Where did you get all that money?” Little Johny replies that he found it. She grabs him by the ear and demands the truth. Little Johny still replies that he found it. “It's off to confession for you.” And she halls him down to church.


Little Johnny is kneeling in the darkness when the priest slides the small door, “It's dark in here.” To which the priest replies, “Now don't start that again!”