A Canadian duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender,
“Ya got any bread?”
The bartender explains that they don't have a grill, etc. and discovers himself talking to an empty bar as the duck waddles out the door. This scenario is repeated day after day:
Duck: “Ya got any bread?”
bartender: “no!”
Finally in frustration the bartender says (while emphatically pounding his finger into the counter top),
“If you ask me for bread, I'm gonna nail your bill to this bar.”
Duck: “Ya got any nails?”
bartender: “no!”
Duck: “Ya got any bread?”
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