Many Irish were Carpenters

O'Toole worked in the lumber yard for twenty years and all that time he'd
been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to
bother him and he went to confession to repent.

"Father, it's 15 years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood
from the lumber yard all those years," he told the priest.

"I understand my son," says the priest "Can you make a Novena?"

O'Toole said, "Father, if you have the plans, I've got the lumber."