Fella's at the urinal between periods at the game last night. Next to him is a very fat guy who suddenly, for no discernible reason, blurts out,
"I haven't seen my penis in 15 years."
Not knowing what to say at such a confession, and wanting to be helpful, the other guy says, "why don't you diet?"
"Dye it?" says the fat man. "What color is it now ?
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