There's 3 bulls and

60 head of cattle on a farm, and one day the 2 farm owners are outside talking about getting a new bull, well the 3 residential bulls here this and the first bull says i've been here for 1 1/2 years and i'm not about to give up my 40 cows and share with another bull, then the second bull says well i've been here for 1 year and i'm not about to give up my cows and share with anyone either. Then the third bull comes up and says well i've been here 6months and i'm not about to give up my 5 cows, those are the only cows who like me and that i have a chance with.

Well the next day a cattle truck comes driving down the dirt road to the farm and the back ramp comes down, then this huge bull comes stomping out and sees the cattle through the fence and starts snorting, stomping and pacing back and forth in the yard.

Then the first bull comes out and he says well i think that i've had a change in heart and i think that i'm just going to share with this guy, the second bull comes over and says, yeah you're right i've had a change in heart too; Finally the third bull comes running out, snorting, huffing, and pacing back in forth, the first two bulls say what're you doing? you cant take him on. I know says the third bull but i just want to make sure he knows i'm a bull.