Saturday, June 27, 2009

eye catching

A Man is dining in a fancy Restaurant and there is this gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk to her.

Suddenly she sneezes and her glass eye comes flying out of her socket towards the man.

He reflexively reaches out,grabs it out of the air,and hands it back.

"Oh my, I am sooo sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye into place.

"Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you," she says.

They enjoy a wonderful dinner together,and afterwards the theater followed by drinks.

They talk,they laugh,she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. She listens.

After paying for everything,she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a night-cap....and stay for breakfast the next morning.

Next morning,she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed!!! Everything has been incredible!!!!

"You know," he said,"you are a perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy meet?"

"No,she replies....."

"You just happened to catch my eye."

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