plan ahead

Dan was a single guy living at home with his Father
and working in the family business. When he found
out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly
Father died, he decided he needed a wife with which
to share his fortune. One evening at an investment
meeting, he spotted a very beautiful woman and
decided he wanted her as his wife. 'I may look like
just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in a few
years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million
dollars.' Impressed, the woman obtained his business
card and three weeks later, she became his Stepmother.

Women are so much better at Estate planning than men.